Yeah, yeah, so I missed Penis Tuesday last week as result of BlogSecret, and well, freaking about my dating mishaps. Stop giving me shit, or else I spit it back in your eye.
I tried hard not to share this week’s selection for Penis Tuesday. Really, really hard… I couldn’t resist. It is so disgusting and hilarious at the same time, I am probably the only one that can give it to you proper. You know, like a peanut-butter cup. Once you poke a hole in the middle…
Need something different to add to your naughty Thanksgiving dinner this year? What? Your house doesn’t do naughty Thanksgiving. For srsly, internetz. OK, let’s try this again: quitting your job after the holidays and ironically, there’s an office potluck next week starring the office receptionist who gets on your last nerve with all the passive-aggressive notes posted in the breakroom? Let me suggest… well, no I’d rather not give anyone the wrong idea.
Look no further than this cookbook from Natural Harvest — the perfect gift for your favorite pervy neighbor (and if you’ve maintained some sort of humor, read the comments).
You will either throw up your lunch or roll over laughing in hysterics. I personally have to wonder now at some of those “desserts” I’ve been served by former first-and-only-date assmunches.
November 25th, 2008 at 9:43 am
After I got done dry heaving, I thought to myself: Hmm, I wonder if it’s pasteurized? Issues…
November 25th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
OMG. Sick. However, this does remind me that last Thanksgiving, my uncle thought it would be funny to throw a porno on the tv whilst I was mashing potatoes. I can honestly say I never thought I would be watching “Your Wife is a Slut!: 8″ on Turkey Day.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
That is disgustingly unique. In college a female friend of mine proclaimed once she’d rather drink a glass of cum then a glass of milk. I wonder if she would be into these recipes. I am going to fwd this on to her.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
So gross. disgusting. This is almost as bad as women you save and then eat their afterbirth. Ick.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
That like felt like a rickroll…except Rick Astley never makes me feel like I need to go wash my eyes out.
November 25th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
It’s good to know that I’m not the only one that has had a special viewing of Your Wife Is A Slut 8 on Thanksgiving Day. I kid, of course.
Holy crap, the above cookbook makes me want to send cookies to my short list of mortal enemies.
They’ll see me turning over a new leaf.
I’ll be seeing my revenge played out at long last.
Ah ah ah
November 26th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Sooo disgusting. . .
Yet very interesting that these recipes even exist*
[Just promise never to make any of them, please]
November 26th, 2008 at 8:39 am
ps - I have no clue which “female friend” Jose is referring to. . .I hope I don’t know her personally b/c I don’t think I’d be able to look at her the same way
November 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Stef - interesting question about pasteurization. I intend to make it part of my research.
Bridesmaid - I only had an uncle that lit his farts on fire. Not awesome. Porn, awesome. Err, but maybe not with my uncle.
Jose/Kelly - every friend has his or her own quirks. I’m not an avid fan of milk… but I’m quite positive you would never hear cum as a preference to it. And I promise to never use any secret ingredients. Unless it tastes like mustard.
Allison - um, ew.
Matt #1 - there is an eye washing station in the back loading dock area. Watch out for the cardboard compressor. Clean up, Aisle #2.
Matt #2 - I had the very same evil-doing spirit. But then there’s this whole karma thing…
November 30th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
That cookbook defies description, and yet the website does it so well. Feeling a bit queasy.