*blue balls not included.
There are already enough penises in government. Please don’t vote for the biggest dick to run our country! Well, maybe that’s not the right way to put it. There is that whole “black guy” theory… So, in that case, yes. Vote for the biggest penis. Go Obama!
*wish I could take credit for that photo, but I ganked it off the internetz.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
