Halloween is coming, perverted pricks. I got the tricks, if you got the treats.
Do you have your anonymous penis costume? I’m pretty sure I can tell who it is by the ball size:
Found at the bottom of your bag, a condom, just in time for the female tramp parade:
Sweets for the sweet — or so I hear sweets make it taste better:
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October 21st, 2008 at 6:43 am
Haha — do people actually wear that stuff??
btw — what are you going to be for Halloween? I found a cute/not ultra slutty detective costume (a la Sherlock Holmes) on yandy.com that looks like a winner
October 21st, 2008 at 9:55 am
If you are the penis costume and get too drunk your costume can double as whiskey dick.
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