*blue balls not included.
Inspired by recent posts, comments and maybe the girls night plan for breakfast-for-dinner tonight, today’s Penis Tuesday is a phrase I need to introduce into my extensive vocabulary arsenal:
Penis Waffle
An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust. (courtesy of Urban Dictionary)
Why am I so inspired by breakfast foods? Or penis, for that matter…
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
