Oh, I think my head will explode.
Not just a clever euphemism.
I hear if you jack it too much that you can actually make your penis explode. This is no laughing matter, as I actually almost lost my breakfast thinking about a penis rupture. Seems to happen more often than not when getting a bit too overzealous with the penis pump. But certain instances also occur while having intercourse.
When thinking with the right “head” makes all the difference. Warning: Contents under pressure!
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