Summer’s done and left me. No more hot dogs in my buns for a while.
Did you know that certain phallic-shaped food items actually have aphrodisiac effects? I figured I would list the foods you eat that pervertedly suggest the dirty, dirty on the penis while eating them:
The obvious selection, hot dog — they don’t call ‘em wieners for nothing!
Banana — comes with its own condom.
Fish sticks — oooh baby, dip it in my tarter sauce!
Corn on the cob — don’t matter, just don’t bite it.
Popsicle — just don’t get your tongue stuck.
Cucumbers/zucchinis — come in all sizes and curvatures.
Laffy Taffy — hey, some guys are small… and limp.
Carrots — and some are skinny.
Eggplant — ripened fatty and purple.
Sausages — hot sausage, preferably.
And the mother of all penis-shaped yumminess, the eclair — you think cream-filled was an accident?
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:31 am
Eclairs are my fave. . .
But I honestly never thought of it that way!
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
how about corn dog?
Or a chocolate-covered banana on a stick!love those
September 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I will never eat any of the aforementioned again
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:01 pm
What’s with baking and innuendo?
Along with the eclair (When people just flat out call them “cream sticks”, I blush…), I’ve got lady fingers, Ding Dongs, and something about “Snickerdoodle” makes me giggle…