Penis Tuesday

Posted by Mel on September 23rd, 2008. Filed under: Penis Tuesday.

Summer’s done and left me. No more hot dogs in my buns for a while.

Did you know that certain phallic-shaped food items actually have aphrodisiac effects? I figured I would list the foods you eat that pervertedly suggest the dirty, dirty on the penis while eating them:

The obvious selection, hot dog — they don’t call ‘em wieners for nothing!
Banana — comes with its own condom.
Fish sticks — oooh baby, dip it in my tarter sauce!
Corn on the cob — don’t matter, just don’t bite it.
Popsicle — just don’t get your tongue stuck.
Cucumbers/zucchinis — come in all sizes and curvatures.
Laffy Taffy — hey, some guys are small… and limp.
Carrots — and some are skinny.
Eggplant — ripened fatty and purple.
Sausages — hot sausage, preferably.
And the mother of all penis-shaped yumminess, the eclair — you think cream-filled was an accident?

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4 Responses to Penis Tuesday

  1. Kelly

    Eclairs are my fave. . .

    But I honestly never thought of it that way! :)

  2. Allison M.

    how about corn dog?

    Or a chocolate-covered banana on a stick!love those

  3. Helmey

    I will never eat any of the aforementioned again

  4. blogginjason

    What’s with baking and innuendo?

    Along with the eclair (When people just flat out call them “cream sticks”, I blush…), I’ve got lady fingers, Ding Dongs, and something about “Snickerdoodle” makes me giggle…

Make me laugh

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