I’m back, bitches! I know, I know, you all probably think I was sitting around getting myself stuffed with a little penis, right? Uh, no. He was much, much bigger than little. Anywho, on to the show!
So, there was this guy that sat in front of me in Geography at my junior college. He had a “Prince Albert.” There was something that got me all “hells yes, that is so hot” when he talked about it. And why in the world would that be brought up in talking about the Southern Hemisphere is anyone’s guess. Semester went by, and I never got the courage to ask for his hand in penis… er, nevermind.
Oh, but wait there’s more! There a a few other ways to pierce your pecker. Check out a list here.
Men, unless you don’t want to go all “ouchie,” then I suggest you refrain from taking a peek. Otherwise, let the penis piercings proceed!
Oh, and here’s a picture of me at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague checking out all the dirty, dirty penis piercing exhibit. Of course, you can’t take me anywhere…
September 9th, 2008 at 8:47 am
glad to see you and penis tuesday are back. Speaking of PA when I was in college my roommate really wanted one. I remember us going around to all the tattoo/pierecing places in Zanesville, ( I went to school @ Muskingum, down there in that part of ohio it is like another planet). He would ask them if they did prince albert’s there and everyone of those guys looked at him like he was crazy/hitting on them. Saying something like i am not going to touch your cock.Dave (my room mate) never ended up getting a prince albert but he did end up piercing his own nipples. I thought about doing but never got it done. One night our friend matt he was drunk and dave piereced his nipple too.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Does it make sex better for a girl when the guy slaps some metal in his hoo-ha? Because I see NO other point.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:29 am
I guess I’m just old (and I’m only 32!) because all this piercing crap is just ridiculous to me. Seriously.
September 10th, 2008 at 8:00 am
Have you checked out Asterisk Gallery’s penis exhibit yet? It’s in their basement and quite amusing. . .
But, for some reason I feel like you have been there a time or two
September 10th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I don’t want to make the guys jealous and the ladies squirm… but this type of stuff is for small dicks only. I have trouble getting mine in at all, let along with some jewelry on it. So guys that talk about this stuff have small ones.
And having a really big one isn’t always the best thing… girls get turned off by more than 9 inches, and it will often hit the cervix and that hurts the girl which defeats the purpose of what you are doing.
September 10th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
YOU NEED JESUS!!!
September 11th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Jose - nipple piercings can be hot too. I guess it just depends on the nipple
Narm - very sexy!
Tara - I guess I haven’t matured out of that whole “bad boy” thing. LOL
Kelly - Oooh, yes. On a night when my old camera broke! DAMN!
Dude - err, ok. Thanks for the image. LOL
Adge - Yes, Jesus loves me, ‘cuz the Bible told me so.
(Ladies & Gentlemen, my sister)