Penis for breakfast is a perfect start of the day to put your mouth around something tasty and get a little protein.
I mean, I obviously like my penis with a hard white and a runny yolk. Penis for breakfast, again? Crap. Gives a whole new meaning to the pick-up line, “How you you like your eggs?”
August 26th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Where do you find these things?
August 26th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
That is hysterical. I need one!
August 26th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Does it say “Dude Shaped” or “Rude Shaped”? I can’t tell.
I cannot believe I just googled it. It’s Rude Shaped - Erotic and Eggciting. Eww.
Allison, if she told us where she finds this stuff, we could all have a Penis Tuesday on our blogs, ya know?
I think mine would definitely be Penis Friday though.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I want that!! I have eggs for breakfast every morning, so with that it won’t feel so routine.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Holy crap, I love that.