Clone your willy!
Clone your bone!
Cast a shadow on your girlfriend’s new man with a nice anniversary present to the couple. Your penis. Because you need to show ‘em who’s really the boss. And you know, she always misses your penis most. Probably doesn’t matter much that you never made her come.
Make your own dildo here.
August 19th, 2008 at 9:46 am
This looks great on a mantle.