*blue balls not included.
Holy, Land of Four-hour Hard-ons, Batman!
Priaprism is the serious medical condition of having an erection for way longer than necessary (but just about as long as I could handle it). A persistent, painful, four-hour-long erection, mind you. And by the sound of it, fellas, it doesn't sound as if you can just tuck-it-in-your-belt-and-forget-about-it.
Doesn't make all those commercials with all the Viagara-happy poppers jumping around the neighborhood at barbecues with creepy smiley faces so joyful, does it?
And if that perverted notion didn't put an "ohmigosh" expression across your face, click here for the female version. Yes, news to me, we have our own… erection.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
