Penis Tuesday

Posted by Mel on July 15th, 2008. Filed under: Penis Tuesday.

I have heard of some weird ways to have sex. While I always thought the “dick in your ear” bit was grossly humorous, I never paid particular attention to the strange places in which the penis gets pleasure. Then I read the term penis-to-armpit intercourse, and I was all like, wha? Cleverly nicknamed, “pit job.”

I’m sorry, but nobody is coming (pun intended) near my pit, my nose, in between my toes or my ear, thank you very much. But seriously, how hysterical is that Family Guy episode?

Once you go black, you go deaf.

4 Responses to Penis Tuesday

  1. pdiddy

    I prefer the term “bag piping” over pit job :-)

  2. Narm

    The penis is like a guy after 15 beers - no standards.

  3. Mel

    Thankfully, I never had the beauty of somebody missing THAT bad when they were wasted.

    OK, maybe once it went in my butt.

    Wow, you people are disgusting around here.

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