*blue balls not included.
Penis cold? Knit your man one of these! Yes, these are the homemade instructions for a penis warmer.
The fun doesn’t end there! Visit Naughty Knitting for more kinky do-it-yourself fun. But please, stay away from those itchy wool yarns.
And that’s all she wrote, folks. Knitting, penis, balls. OK, just had to get that out of my system.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
