Deal Breakers, Benching, Pancaked… eh, I could do without all the clever ways of you masking the fact you DON’T want to date me. Seriously, fucking man up, assholes.
But for the interested, here’s what you really get for breakfast when you are pancaked (courtesy of Urban Dictionary).
And then here are eight rules to “benching” (courtesy of Daily Bedpost). Read: football not in the Play Book.
Then MSN goes and tells me all your “Deal Breakers.” Some of which, I’m sure include becoming an insecure, emotionally unstable, bitchy, drunken mess… but I digress.
And for perhaps the blissfully uninformed, here’s How To Dump Your Summer Fling, from The Frisky.
And then, here’s two of my middle fingers, since I know what you were intending to do anyway. Dick.
September 15th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Dick indeed. Men suck.
September 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I can relate to this one -
pancake
to drop a large beer shit/crap
“Where’s Toby, he’s in the bathroom making pancakes.”
September 15th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
so i’m sensing you’re angry : )
September 16th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Catscratch - indeed.
Brian - not the definition I wanted you to look at, but I guess men equal shit, so… then guess you gotta drop ‘em like so.
Alexa - I might have anger management issues. I think I’ll drink more for that.