*blue balls not included.
Yesterday was a classic “Ladies’ Day” at a friends house in Westlake. The girls started talk about bad dates, bad relationships, among other dating adventures.
Things I learned (and men should know):
1. Men, use gum. Your breath stinks. Duly noted from about 5 girls on bad blind dates.
2. If a girl goes to the bathroom for more than 20 minutes, it’s a good sign that the date’s not going so hot—or your date is sick.
3. If a “friend” shows up at the bar unexplained and unannounced, your date called them to “save them” from the date. (Ok, there ARE exceptions and times when people really ARE unexpected. Use this as a rule when there’s dull conversation going, AND the girl disappeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes).
4. If a girl suggests a movie, the conversation IS dull, and she wants to end the date somewhere you don’t have to talk.
5. If your couch vibrates (and you’re showing us on the first date), we’re leaving.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
