*blue balls not included.
Me: Happy Val Day!
Friend (in D.C.): Is this Cleveland?
Me: Yes, silly.
Friend: LeBron?
There were a lot of events that I could’ve done without this Valentine’s Day. I had an interesting evening at work among not-so-lonely-but-a-bit-desperate singles (shelling out $400 tabs). Evening always goes better when you put down a couple Orange Crushes. (Man, do I love these shots). Can’t wait for a huge hug/kiss combo from my Valentine when he returns to town.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
