That’s too much (sexual) information. Courtesy of Dear Sugar - Weird Sex Statistics (and I’ll work through the quiz with you).
Question 1: How long does the average sex session last (foreplay not included)? Seven, 11 or 18 minutes?
This makes me feel very, very sad. Kind of like the time when I dated a guy that was ALWAYS about seven minutes. Good thing he was horny in the morning, and half of that wasted sex time was spent with me being asleep. But seriously.
Question 2: Once a man reaches orgasm, how many sperm are ejaculated? 40,000 or 40 million or 40 billion?
Thankfully, this scientific miracle does not cause that many babies.
Question 3: How many calories do you burn from 30 minutes of sex (foreplay included)? 38, 120 or 253?
Guessing that since I am frequently bored by the prowess of your sexual activities, I will lay there like a fish and burn only 38 calories. *yawn* OK, maybe that one time on the staircase I burned about 180. I call ‘em Naughty Calories. Which I obviously offset by eating massive amounts of Snickers bars.
Question 4: True/False: If a woman has an orgasm after a man ejaculates inside her, it increases her chance of becoming pregnant more so than if she has no orgasm.
What’s an orgasm?
Question 5: Which male sex problem is more common? Erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation?
Unfortunately, I suffer from both. And by me, I mean you.
Question 6: What’s the average size of an erect male penis? 4-5, 6-7 or 8-9 inches?
Well before I go and brag about how I am apparently a lucky girl in the 8-9 category… oh, sorry, does that ruin the answer for your ego?
Question 7: When weighing yourself, how much weight do C-cup breasts add to the scale? 3/4 of a pound, two pounds or six pounds?
I guess six because that HAS to be a reason for my putting on ten pounds this year. I mean, they are double in size now and bounce when I walk. Six pounds, easy.
Question 8: What percentage of women have faked an orgasm at least once? 15 per cent, 29 per cent or 48 per cent?
d) 100% 99.7% (sorry, I forgot about that “first time I ever had one”) have been fake.
Oh. You mean total women?
Never mind…
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