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In the spirit of love during this lamest of holidays, why not discuss polyamory - “many loves.” I love vintage coats, bleu cheeses, rye stouts and IPAs and a good discussion on non-traditional relationship roles.
Ahem.
I’m an equal-opportunity dater, and I have enough love to share that I could see myself within the confines of a polyamorous affair. Which brings me to the Split-Self series about a girl and two boys.
Too many penises will get you in trouble, missy — but that’s not why we’re here today.
While I’m not one for novels (or series of novels), since the days of “Children in the Attic,” I can’t say that I would have picked up a Split-Self book of the shelf without being prompted. The topics of triads and otherwise non-traditional relationship categorizations are CERTAINLY always on my list when I hit the library, but I tend to sash-shay to the non-fiction aisles. I like it REAL, baby. None of this fantasy crap (see: the Twilight phenom).
BUT OK, I’ll bite. No vampire pun intended… oh, please do not let these characters be vampires!
That being said or unsaid, while in my porn/fantasy world, I enjoy a little double-man action (separated by a sexy, busty redhead, typically), but in my REAL world, I have no desire to share Penis #1 with Penis #2. Blonde, brunette, redhead… with the requisite female parts? Absolutely.
Perhaps as the series continues, Lady realizes she needs another lady.
Relationships are only defined by who is within it — you cannot prevent falling in love with one person, let alone two (not unlike having TWO children whom you love equally, so don’t try to fight me on this — even though I know my mom loves me less, there are others that fight to play fair). Caveat: everyone in said relationship model needs to be on the same page.
See what I did there? Page… get it? Moving on…
So, yeah, perfect Valentine’s Day gift EVER - threesome, duh. TOLD you why all the boys love me.
Tell me dearest readers, for my SECOND best Valentine’s Day ever, what are your feelings about polyamory? Would you read a series of novels based on this relationship? Would you rather just watch girl/guy/guy in all its naked awesomeness online? Sorry, no link for YOU.
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February 12th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
DP baby!! LOL
February 15th, 2010 at 11:10 am
From a purely selfish point of view…
…this no job thing is working out great for your readers.