Men! There is a new way to pick up a chick. Wait until she leaves her car parked in the garage and passive-aggressively leave a note on her windshield, like so:
Seriously. I’m surprised there’s not a winky emoticon on the note. As if I would misunderstand his request for a mustache ride or something. But to be fair, I had a dress on, and he helped lift my bike into the rack on my car (I changed after brunch in the car). For that, I appreciate the neighborly offer. And oooh, look: proper use of “you’re.” Solid. To be certain I would have no problems in communicating him, I received his building number, his phone AND his e-mail address. But “M.” obviously means he missed my first name.
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:15 am
shut up! that is just too funny.
sooooo are you going to ride his hog??
motorcycle! get your mind out of the gutter mel.
July 16th, 2008 at 7:52 am
he also says he was the one who “first helped you” lift the bike.
Were there more?
lol.
Big points on the proper use of “you’re” for sure…there aren’t enough people that realize that it is spelled that way, for some reason.
I guess at least the note didn’t start out with “I’ve been watching you…”
July 16th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
At least he had one ball.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Since he can spell, I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he only put your initial so as not to disclose too much information on a random note tucked into your car window. Then again, if he listed all his info that throws my theory out the window…