Memo to the ex-boyfriends who are not mature enough to commit:

Posted by Mel on July 14th, 2008. Filed under: EX-ploitation, Fuck Him!.

Re: ending relationships when things venture past the honeymoon phase

To: my ex-boyfriend

From: Mel, Shagger Extraordinaire!

Message: Read this MSN article, douchebag, titled “Will He Every Marry You?” Pay special attention to Commitment Factor #3. Or see below.

COMMITMENT FACTOR #3

He Truly Believes in Commitment

Even if a man tells you that he’s in it for the long term, you won’t really know the level of his staying power until you hit some rough patches. If he’s not ready, he won’t be able to handle the negative aspects of a relationship, and he’ll either shut down — and shut you out — or bail. A man who is truly ready to bond will be willing to work with you to try to resolve whatever problems the two of you are having.

2 Responses to Memo to the ex-boyfriends who are not mature enough to commit:

  1. Matt

    More from Cosmopolitan…

    “The Trick That Deepens His Love For You.”

    Answer: A hammer. Deliver one firm swift blow to the head.

  2. The Modern Gal

    So true. Wish I’d gotten this memo in the 10th grade.

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