*blue balls not included.
After taking a giant heapin’ helping of stuffing and mashed potatoes, why not meet me here:
Well, what did you think that Granny did with all the turkey’s extra gizzards and such?
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
