Yesterday after getting my tattoo, I was looking in the bathroom mirror, being all poser– and posing. I actually said out loud, “I’m such a badass!” because, well, I’m a tool.
Then I hit my elbow on the corner of my granite countertop, teared up from the pain, and said a couple mutha-fuckers.
I’m so awesome.
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