It’s still November, and I’m still having a giveaway!

First things first: Win a $75 credit to CSN Stores! Christmas shopping approved. Giveaway ends November 30. Enter, bishes.

I made it to the island last night. Neville Island, that is. I think I have a firm grasp on driving anywhere on 279, 65 and 19. It’s those even numbered highways that seemingly screw me up.

Upon first crossing the Mc Kees bridge into… I don’t know. Is this the actual Neville Island or is this Mc Kees Rocks? I felt like I was driving in a dirty, dirty part of the Jersey Shore, followed by a wrong turn in Gary, Indiana. I obviously don’t know much about this area of Pittsburgh, but am quite sure there is a lot of potential for cancer, what with miles-worth of industries and a smoke-filled sky. And a shit-ton of bars lining the main drag with smokers peppered around the doorways.

Ahem, GREAT AMERICAN SMOKEOUT today, you guys! (2 years, 3 months and 10 days for this quitter!)

That said, I hear there’s an amazing yacht club in these parts for summertime activities. On the island, that is. I’ll bring my own water bottle, however. And some dollar bills, as I passed a “gentleman’s” bar named Stickey’s or some shit that had a neon stripper leg on its building. Oh, and there’s a bar named… Shooters.

If that doesn’t sound like some serious douchebag fun, I don’t know what is. Bring your Affliction, haters.

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