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Internets. Today I woke up very happy. I may or may not have woken with a boner… Wait, is “woken” a word?

And it was more than just the Golden Grahams. After my night, you might think I would be sluggish, hungover or 24 fewer brain cells. Oh, Wednesdays, we can’t take you anywhere.

I left work early yesterday (yes!) for a committee meeting at D’Vine. Some days it’s really nice to leave work early for a Penfold’s Cab/Shiraz blend. And volunteer for a sweet event — Toast to the Trail (mark your calendars for August 21).

So then, me and this sexy hot stuff whom I’ve been hanging around, went over to Map Room for a couple beers. Again, my male companion was getting hit on by the bartender… and apparently my beer preference sucks. Just once it would be nice for a female bartender/waitress to hit on me. I think I need to go to Garage Bar.

Afterward, we ate big salads and drank out of big mugs at Rock Bottom. (Yes, I play for both sides of the river). I am completely at ease with this guy (OK, sometimes maybe I’m school-girl giddy), and we never seem to be at a loss over conversation (duh, because I talk too much). And we have a blast together. Who knows, maybe I’m just a big tool with cracked pepper in my teeth or something. Hmmm, or maybe he likes that.

Anyway, then we walked over to the Harbor Inn. Oh God, I just remembered I did a shot of tequila. And Crown, I think. Thank you to my loyal local bar patrons, and the guy that knows a guy in Argentina who will show me around on my next vacation. Argentina, that sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Again, how I am not hungover, I don’t know.

Of course, we each won a game at that table bowling machine (Skee-bowl?). But I still think I’m better at picking out which boob looks different on Erotic Photo Hunt.

AND I have boobs that I get to look at all day. So, how can you not be happy with that?

Thinking: Life responds when we risk. - Rodney Smith
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  • http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

    Oh, I know what you were trying to do. Too bad the picture didn’t show.

    Penis button, cute. Darn it, I saw “penis.jpg” and was hoping for a real picture. Nice, tease.

  • http://lifeinthenook.blogspot.com/ Narm

    Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa – you were at the Harbor and didn’t notify me? I live next door – and I happen to have a crush on the Harbor (it is a little dirty but it always puts out).

  • http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

    Oh, it was good, so I will definitely be back for more.

    But next time, you need to inform your “neighbors” which apartment building is yours. I would love to go to your call box at midnight and be all, like “HARBOR TIMEEEEE!”

    Wow, “call box” sounds super dirty.

  • Vanessa

    Does your mystery man have a name?

  • http://www.addictedtovinyl.com Matt

    I love Golden Grahams.

    That was my takeaway from all of this.

    Dammit, I really need to get SOME kinda cereal for the house, with all of the cereal talk recently….need to get GG, old favorite Corn Pops, and Capn Crunch, fer sure.

  • Patrick

    Vanessa,

    Isn’t that pretty obvious at this point? I mean, unless it’s a trick…

  • Vanessa

    Maybe I read too fast. I try to sneak in recreational reading while working – it’s a new job and don’t want to look bad! Haha… I will read more thouroghly! (Sp?)

  • http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

    Patrick, are you in a bad mood again?

    I wish I knew what was obvious too. I think it’s hilarious.

  • Patrick

    No, never in a bad mood, after 10 am anyway. Why do you ask?

  • http://kristenkaleal.blogspot.com KristenK

    Rebecca Wilde is a lot of fun ~ she’s the perfect host for Toast to the Trail! Her brother is pretty cute too.

  • tripp torchia

    Coming from someone who has tasted Rebecca Wilde I’d say she tastes pretty damm good.

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