Internets. Today I woke up very happy. I may or may not have woken with a boner… Wait, is “woken” a word?
And it was more than just the Golden Grahams. After my night, you might think I would be sluggish, hungover or 24 fewer brain cells. Oh, Wednesdays, we can’t take you anywhere.
I left work early yesterday (yes!) for a committee meeting at D’Vine. Some days it’s really nice to leave work early for a Penfold’s Cab/Shiraz blend. And volunteer for a sweet event — Toast to the Trail (mark your calendars for August 21).
So then, me and this sexy hot stuff whom I’ve been hanging around, went over to Map Room for a couple beers. Again, my male companion was getting hit on by the bartender… and apparently my beer preference sucks. Just once it would be nice for a female bartender/waitress to hit on me. I think I need to go to Garage Bar.
Afterward, we ate big salads and drank out of big mugs at Rock Bottom. (Yes, I play for both sides of the river). I am completely at ease with this guy (OK, sometimes maybe I’m school-girl giddy), and we never seem to be at a loss over conversation (duh, because I talk too much). And we have a blast together. Who knows, maybe I’m just a big tool with cracked pepper in my teeth or something. Hmmm, or maybe he likes that.
Anyway, then we walked over to the Harbor Inn. Oh God, I just remembered I did a shot of tequila. And Crown, I think. Thank you to my loyal local bar patrons, and the guy that knows a guy in Argentina who will show me around on my next vacation. Argentina, that sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Again, how I am not hungover, I don’t know.
Of course, we each won a game at that table bowling machine (Skee-bowl?). But I still think I’m better at picking out which boob looks different on Erotic Photo Hunt.
AND I have boobs that I get to look at all day. So, how can you not be happy with that?
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