It was the strangest, yet sweetest trip yet to the service center. Yes, I know I could travel to a Lube Stop and have my oil changed on the cheap, but does your mechanic give you FLOWERS? Paulius, seriously, I had to double-check I wasn’t at the VTR… at an insanely early hour. Must have been the skirt…
Thinking: Hating Christmas — it’s only the second week in November. If I am already tortured by endless holiday-themed commercials and store displays, I will most certainly go mad by the time December 25th actually happens. Hate Christmas. Hate Christmas. In fact, I might even hate Thanksgiving… if only because it found its way into a non-recognizable day-of-eating. What happened to celebrating THANKSGIVING before Christmas. Christ!
Reading: Searching and searching online for an out-of-print book. I’ll let you know when Amazon finds me a copy.
iPJHiser-ing: “The Way it is” by Nicole Atkins, “Makeout the Glimmers” by Princess Superstar, “Lean Like a Cholo” by Down aka Kilo (yes, from the season premiere of nip/tuck).
Thinking: “She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak!” - Woody Allen
