*blue balls not included.
Ladies & Gentlepenises, Exhibit WTF:
Moo?
What the fuck does it mean:
Plenty of Fish Dating: No dumping here!
Free Online Dating: With no waiting for the cows to come home… err, to poop, I guess.
Plenty of Fish: Cows do NOT need lovin’ too.
Free Online Dating: And we play bocce with our ass here! Come look! (it could be a donkey… look at it!)
Plenty of Fish… for me to poop on!
Free Online Dating: and you may not stop here to squat.
Plenty of Fish: Clean up your shit.
Free Online Dating: You will not be slaughtered by “crappy” fees. Heh.
OMG, does it possibly mean: Free Online Dating, with No Bull Shit?!
Wow. That took me a while…
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
