Technology never ceases to annoy every fuck out of me. I switched to Verizon last year, after multiple years of bullshit with AT&T/Cingular/at&t. Not surprisingly, right out of the box, my phone did not work in my office or my condo. You know, those two places that I spent majority of my natural life. Finally, fed up with a year’s worth of “no guaranteed indoor coverage,” I switched back to at&t — where I know I have cell coverage even in strange travels to nowhere in Texas. Sweet deal (that I suppose will be worthy of my $175 broken contract fee): free phone, bluetooth, car charger, cell case. And GUARANTEED to annoy the shit out of my coworkers with Pee-Wee ringtones.
So, we’ve been having some super-major computer issues at work, which only adds to the frustration and stress level I already feel on a daily basis. Somebody (not me) was clicking on porn again and downloaded a Trojan program to our server. So awesome. I’m sure somebody probably has access to all my passwords too. One second my start bar is there… then it’s not. Then I cannot access any of my settlement documents. Then I cannot restart, but only power down. *sigh* I guess I need to think of new swear words once Geek Squad tech guy gets to the office and fixes this shit.
Then there’s the holy hell of social web spaces: myspace. I finally made the switch to Facebook — the site that I felt used to be all bullshit and high school, which ironically describes myspace these days. I mean, I like to waste 45 minutes on a survey just like the next guy, but I’m just overwhelmed with the cluster-fuck that myspace has become. I think I’ll miss my daily profile music changes though. Usually describes my mood better than, well, typing in my current mood. Although, DAY ONE that I joined Facebook, some guy I dated a couple years ago was already on point in asking for my hand in lost friendship. I declined. Then I received another request. And I declined. I guess it takes two to make a thing go right.
Next post: Fucking Facebook.
Oh, and by the way, never, ever place a hot pepper in the microwave. The stem catches fire like a candle. Awesome.
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