*blue balls not included.
Just with Christmas, gifts were difficult to be kept under wraps. Obviously, we live together, and I’m home all day receiving the packages. But one key I never owned was for the mailbox. Now that AB is a long-distance boyfriend, I have control of the mail. On the same day I receive that key from him, I open the mail box to find two issues of Five on Five Magazine. “Awesome!” I think, figuring that they sent me the magazines upon signing up recently for the email list.
Then, I look at the label, and I wonder why it was in HIS name.
“HUN?!”
Heh. It was one of my birthday presents.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
