During our pre-party/dance party before the Live concert at House of Blues this weekend, I casually spanned the windows on East 4th — only to see a girl in a towel walk into her living room. In porn-like dramatic fashion, she removed said towel and continued to dry herself off. Nude. In the middle of her living room.
I’ve been known to stroll into the kitchen pre-shower in the buff because, well, coffee… must. have. coffee! I can blame it on lack of caffeine and sleep walking. But, intentionally walking to the middle of the main living space, leg on coffee table, drying off in the latter half of the afternoon? Whoo, baby. Hot boobs, by the way. I love Cleveland!
I mean, once you see a woman towel off in the middle of her living room, what else is there?
To see another naked woman, of course. But I digress.
Live concert was pure silly-ness and well, surprisingly awesome because we knew all the songs (and also “got in” for free). Unlike the Better Than Ezra concert a few weeks ago, I was not disappointed by the setlist. Somehow we all became “that couple…” — err… plus one — who either brilliantly ruined a great show or enhanced your viewing experience. I’m certain an afternoon of unlimited beers at AleFest in Lincoln Park had nothing to do with it.
Or aforesaid nudity. Seriously though, how hot is unplanned nudity? I still giggle retelling the story. I am 12.
Thanks, Cleveland Scene for such an awesome inaugural event (the AleFest, not the nudity — or maybe I can thank you for my own impending behavior… anyway) on a perfect sunny Cleveland weekend! I was also really excited to see Jay Nash booked last minute, as I missed his show on Friday at Winchester. Being that I was with the BF at Lincoln Park, I was certain to stay out of range of Nash’s sexy glances. Or try to imagine him naked again.
And pretend as though I wasn’t doing that to AB too.
Or my friend.
Seriously, what is in that Ithaca apricot beer?
Next year, Scene: more nudity.
I mean… mo’ port-o-pots.
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July 20th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I just realized I haven’t seen any unplanned nudity in far too long. Unplanned nudity is the single greatest thing of all time. It somehow makes boobs better - which is hard to do.
July 20th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
I am not going to lie, I had no idea who Jay Nash was, but after seeing him on Saturday, I want to lick him from head to toe (if he’s in to that sort of thing, of course). And that was before I started drinking heavily.
July 21st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I was just down there last night and didn’t see any nudity. Will have to look more next time.
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