I just came for the free condoms!

From the awesome-ness that is my soon-to-be Alma Matter:

SAFER SEX FEST – TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY

Whether you choose to be
abstinent or sexually active, join CSU Health & Wellness Services
for the Safer Sex-fest on Tuesday April 15 th and Wednesday April 16 th
from 11:00am-1:00pm in the Rhodes Tower Lobby. There will be FREE
giveaways and important information. Learn how to make safer decisions.
It only takes one time to catch something……

Remember kids, even though it takes only one time to catch something, it could take up to 20 years for any symptoms to appear! So, keep a list of all that hot ass you tapped. I'll expect a phone call in about 10 years.

And ladies, any of that college experimenting fake-lesbian foolery you do, keep these things in mind: camera phone, myspace and youtube. These are not your friends. Step away from the soccer team! Or at least give the blonde my number…

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