*blue balls not included.
I received this email Thursday night (for Friday):
Your horoscope for January 30, 2009
A new love relationship should be appearing over the horizon, Melinda, perhaps with someone as creative as yourself. This could cause a rush of self-doubt, particularly about your appearance, but don’t waste any time with this. It’s your energy the person is drawn to! Some fascinating conversations could take place, and feelings should run very intense and deep. If circumstances permit, this could lead to a long-term commitment – or even marriage! Enjoy!
A day later — as defined by most standard dictionary entries — I was single.
Huh.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
