Today we turn to Yahoo! for our relationship pick-me-upper:
Dating 101: Why Guys Dump Girls They Dig
1. The timing is off
Ahem, bullshit. Your fucking watch is not broke. But my biological clock is ticking, bastard.
2. We’re Not Finished Playing the Field
Fuck off! Then go punt a foot into your balls.
3. We’re Fixated on the Worst-Case Scenario
I have an emotional filing system too. Fucking pussy.
4. We’re in Like, Not in Love
Screw off then, Dick Face.
5. We’re Too Into You
That is about the worst excuse I have ever fucking heard. Right behind, “It’s not you, it’s me.”
Are You About to Be Jilted?
- His cell phone is always off. He might be spending time with someone he doesn’t want you to know about… or he just doesn’t want to make himself available.
- He’s reluctant to make plans. If he hems and haws about committing to anything — even if it’s in the semi-near future — he’s thinking about making a break for it.
- He’s meaner. The passive-aggressive breakup is a guy standby. Some men intentionally turn into whiners to make sure you break up with them.
- He’s distant. He doesn’t want to feel connected to you — or he’s getting his needs filled somewhere else.
I can tell you by recent experience, there is nothing worse than dating someone who waffles. I would almost choose walking in on you fucking three donkeys than your non-committal ass.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Man Waffles=Horrible!
Belgian Waffles=Delicious!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:54 am
so many relationship sites regurgitate the same “ten things”
bottom line is once we realize how fu*ked we are alone, we’ll commit.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Are you being a little “Mel-o-dramatic?
October 6th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
So you’re into the donkey thing? Cuz I can make that happen…again.
October 6th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Bullshit! If we’re really into you, there’s no way in hell we’re going to be the ones doing the dumping. Now if we’re semi-into you/on the fence…absolutely.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:13 am
I’ve never, ever understood the “we’re too into you” thing. It really is up there on the stupid excuse list.