What does tshirt shopping have to do with the Food Network? I have little clue, but I know that one somehow leads to the other through the sucking vortex of Internet time. Like Chatroulette, I am obsessed with randomizers of the online space — wikipedia “random” search will give you all sorts of information worthy of beating your boyfriend at Jeopardy; and now the world of blogging is optimized with a “surprise me” (or is it “I’m feeling lucky!”?) button. One minute you’re reading about social media, then it could be babies. Or another cool ass Etsy shop owner sharing her inspiration in pictures. Or PostSecret, as it were.
I was looking up custom tshirt ideas, since I’ve had the idea forever-and-a-day of advertising my snappy messages. Then, I came across some food tshirts… Hilar! I’m hungry. Then, bam! FOOD Network.
And then I’m heating up leftover pizza from yesterday.
Isn’t that how cable kind of works too? First, it’s something perhaps of little traveling and adventure (*swoon* Bear Grylls). All the sudden your brain is sucked into a three-day marathon of America’s Next Top Model. (Lalala I haven’t seen this recent season yet — stop blogging about it, Internets! And where do I watch it? Online? Hulu?)
Man, I’m so glad I do not have cable.
How in the world would I get anything done on the Internet?
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March 14th, 2010 at 11:02 am
The way cable tv works is watching Ghostbuster 2 at 3am in the morning because you can’t go to sleep.
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