Heard around the office | Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Posted by Mel on July 31st, 2008. Filed under: Heard Around the Office.

Mel: Weird. Look at my arm twitching.
BM: Your arm is coming back to form with the two hours you spent jerkin’ off that guy last night.

M1:Did you get laid last night?
M2: I know, he’s all happy and whistling and singing today.
BM: Dude. It’s because I stopped smoking. I feel better, I look better… my dick is bigger.

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2 Responses to Heard around the office

The Modern Gal
July 31st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Good lord, and I thought my office could be inappropriate. We apparently need to work harder.
Mel
July 31st, 2008 at 2:52 pm
huh-uh. You said “harder.”

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