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Heard around the office

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Mel: Weird. Look at my arm twitching.
BM: Your arm is coming back to form with the two hours you spent jerkin’ off that guy last night.

M1:Did you get laid last night?
M2: I know, he’s all happy and whistling and singing today.
BM: Dude. It’s because I stopped smoking. I feel better, I look better… my dick is bigger.

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  • http://themoderngal.blogspot.com The Modern Gal

    Good lord, and I thought my office could be inappropriate. We apparently need to work harder.

  • http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

    huh-uh. You said “harder.”

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