*blue balls not included.
BM: Why do your boobs jiggle like that when you laugh?
Me: Because they’re real.
Me: I had a sex dream about you.
BM: We were having sex?
Me: Yes, I must have missed you while you were on vacation.
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This blog is about pursuit: a transplanted Clevelander (me) in a new city (that's you, Pittsburgh!), pursuing the role of a self-employed copywriter, becoming a roller derby badass and somehow merging all my to-do items into one ever-growing Bucket List.
And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
