Heard around the office

Day one:
BigMan: Are you going to have sex to that CD?
(laughter and some creepy sex movements)
M1: Definitely not a sex CD.
(said album was “Strawberry Jam” by Animal Collective)
M2: Do you remember Silk?
(the two M’s sing some random lyrics to Silk)
M1: Great sex album! Never had sex to it though. I did have sex to Ginuwine “Pony.”
(pause…)
M1: I lost my virginity to “Let’s Talk About Sex.” Ironic.
BM: I lost my virginity to “Copacabana.”

Day two:
M2: I haven’t had sex in so long, her arm hanging out the car next to me was sexy enough to beat off to.

Day three:
M2: I love being able to have sex whenever I want.
M1: And do you reciprocate whenever he wants to have sex? Like, when you’re mad?
M2: Oh no, he doesn’t even come near me when I’m mad.

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