1. Break up with boyfriend, get drunk
Take ten of these and call me at 2 a.m.
2. Do crazy things with your boyfriend
Naked chinese fire drills? Skinny dipping in ponds in the neighborhood? Making S’mores, then smearing them all over each other while camping in the middle of nowhere? No? Shit. You need MORE crazy? (Readers? Got more crazy?)
3. What if your boyfriend is a retarded ass?
As if being an “ass” isn’t bad enough…
4. My boyfriend gave me asshole fever
Well, it’s better than gonorrhea.
5. Mel needs a good boyfriend
Not going there again. It’s way too much fun being single.
