Jason Nicholas gay weather
Does he do gay weather? In my best Wayne Campbell voice: I did not know that.
boyfriends fuck
Or do boyfriends suck? Awww, not mine, fuckers.
THINGS TO DO ON A COLD DAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Ugh with the ALL CAPS again! I’m going for a wine, take-out and game night with the man. Movies and hot chocolate with extra-extra, maybe large-sized… marshmallows, fools! Suggest properly. It is cold, so stay warm. Warm down-feather comforters optional. So is playing footsie under the blanket.
how to break up with your boyfriend around the holidays
I am truly “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” but in all that’s holy, do NOT dump the boyfriend around the holidays! What a cruel, mean-spirited, mess you will create. And to save face, please do not make any family appearances.
And rounding out the list:
what if your boyfriend is a stupid asshole
Well, then, Merry Fucking Christmas! Ugh, did anyone make sandwiches this year? Sandwiches. Sandwiches and a LOT of fucking cookies.
