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how to fuck up an ex’s relationship
Stalking, honey, all the way. Phone, internet, drive-by, drugging him then fucking him while he’s asleep and leaving the condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You know, the usual.

i think i’m breaking up with my boyfriend
You think? You think? Jesus, you are or you aren’t. If you’re not sure what relationship status you’d like to maintain, then do us all a favor and cut him loose already. He’ll be pounced on in a hot minute… then, of course, you’ll be all sad and regretful for making the decision in the first place. Seriously, get a backbone and some skills in being assertive, then go find a new boyfriend.

fun texts to send your boyfriend
"Im fucking ur best friend LOL" or "I jst won wet tshirt contest WOO!" or "I’m in handcuffs n not in the back of police car" or "Ur dumped. kbye" What, not fun?

top way to make your boyfriend break up with you
See above. Repeat.

TGIF, fuckers.

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