Geeks are sexy!

Posted by Mel on August 7th, 2008. Filed under: Hot Pursuit!.

Yes! Yes! YES! I do not know why it took me so long to come across this site: Geeks are Sexy.

2008 is the Year of the Geek. Here are 12 Reason Why a Geek Will Steal Your Girlfriend.

Here are a few selections:

3. Geeks pay attention.

Men in general cannot multitask. That is why when you are on a date, your eyes glaze over while you stare at woman’s cleavage and all you hear is bla,bla,bla (to be fair you’re probably not missing much, but that’s not the point here).

So how do geeks differ? It is not that geeks do not appreciate breasts (they are men after all) but what’s almost universally common in geeks is the presence of old-fashioned chivalry and plain old good manners. You’d be surprised at how far that can get you with a girl (as long as you don’t roll over and play dead).

Given the choice between breasts and listening to the bla bla of their new lady friend, odds are that the geek will be discreet in his stares and learn to multitask (see #2). Hey, you can’t avoid great cleavage…

And…

7. Geeks are better lovers.

Before you laugh…actually, go ahead, laugh this one out. I’ll wait.

Once you’re done claiming your superiority, here’s the harsh truth - men are, on average, unsatisfying. Experience doesn’t do much for a guy if all he’s doing is trying to hold it in as long as possible - yea, practice makes perfect but you’re only going to go so far when your limit is 3 minutes.

Notice that I didn’t say geeks were better endowed or lasted longer - but that geeks were better lovers. Compared to an average guy, a geek is going to be better prepared, knows exactly how to please a lady in bed and will actually pay attention to her needs instead of trying to catch the early train back home.

Then…

12. Geeks are a refreshing and attractive change from the regular stock

They are caring. They are NOT desperate for sex. They love sports, but won’t lose sanity if their team loses. And not only do they make the effort to take her out to a nice place, they also take her to places that she’s probably never been (all that research and attention comes in handy).

In short, geeks are unlike the majority of the men the girl will know in her life - in fact, they’re probably much better than the guys she knows, at least according to how she rates guys.

If that’s not an advantage, I don’t know what is.

Awesome. When you’re done, fellow geeks, go here.

Got a girlfriend, geek?

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4 Responses to Geeks are sexy!

  1. TaratheFoodie

    Here’s another geek site you might like: http://www.geeksugar.com

    It’s kind of a site for geek-ettes that like their gadgets and want to stay on the cutting edge of techy trends. It’s pretty informative sometimes.

  2. Geeks are Sexy

    Hey, thanks for the love Mel, and hope you’ll be sticking around! ;)

    K. [GAS]

  3. Sylvia

    I married my geek and I can attest that he is all the things that the article outlines. He actually studies tantra like a calculus text book, and aced both exams (wink wink). He is loyal and doesn’t know how to flirt that means straight talk and perseverance is needed when securing your own geek, but also means no wandering eye. Many geeks get into the mid 20s believing no woman will ever appreciate them, so when you do, he will think you are statistically a miracle and treasure you.
    Try to look past your geeks clothing choices and phraseology. They are moldable and appreciate all the new things you can teach them, above all they crave a challenge and a learning experience.
    Remember opposites do attract and together you and your geek will be the best darn trivia pursuit team members the world has ever known.

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