Find me before I find you!

After drinking a few Mojitos with my sister and brother-in-law, we attempted to come up with some good locations for me to meet new men.

1. The obvious starter, with my new biking hobby, would be somewhere in the Metroparks, beach, lake, river. I will keep my eyes open for the All-Purpose Trail Hottie.

2. Why do people come up with the cliche Grocery Store Guy? Before moving my shopping to Trader Joe’s, I HATED everything about grocery store. Trader Joe’s makes shopping for food fun — could it be the same for male shopping? Maybe somebody in the organic chicken aisle could make a dinner recommendation with his zucchini.

3. I will not meet another loser in a bar. I will not meet another loser in a bar. I will not… shit, I will probably meet some loser in a bar again.

4. I have also considered Catholic Church Cutie. I have also considered the fact I may combust into a fiery inferno upon entry to meeting God, so I may have months of penance before meeting this new breed.

5. Online. Ugh. I tried Match.com a few years ago. I never met anyone with whom I particularly “clicked.” I perused Match.com again after my break-up. Ew. I am not giving them $200 for the same losers from two years ago. My friend at lunch this weekend just met someone really great from the Plenty of Fish dating site. And it’s free. I need some spare time to check out some new Fresh Fish.

6. Insert your Place to Meet Men here. Readers?

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