Crazy Facebook Chick

Posted by Mel on Dec 9, 2009 in A Moment in WTF?, Chicks man!, This only happens to me! | 8 comments

Something very strange happened. Facebook, natch.

There was some chick on my friend’s list, who I do not remember adding, who was obviously unfamiliar, and she messaged me through the site last week, notifying me of her pregnancy. I started with a “Yay! Congrats!” while I quickly tried to figure out who she was. I see we are connected through another good friend of mine, and dismiss it — perhaps I met her at her recent wedding or bachelorette party or something similar.

She asks me if I have any children, to which I respond, “No.” Not so weird.

She continues with, “This is our first. Do you have any advice on having children?” {ed — I looked at her profile again — only one picture, and she’s connected to a “boyfriend” who I also do not know). Still not completely weird, but random, again, being that I just told her I didn’t have any rugrats. I laugh it off, “Haha. I’m probably not the best person to ask for advice, considering I don’t even want kids.”

This is where is gets weird. She asks me if I would like to help her name her kid.

WTF?! Isn’t that what husbands/boyfriends/baby daddys are for?

I immediately delete her because it’s just too crazy for me. And quite frankly, I’ve deleted IRL friends off my list for less reasons, based purely on his or her facebooking habits, to include: farm bullshit, jesus bullshit or repetitive use of motivational quotes.

So, I emailed the mutual friend (who was our inter-connector in Faceland), and retell the message exchage.

SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO THE CHICK IS EITHER! AND… AND!! She emailed a couple other girls a few weeks ago, asking the same exact thing — Who is this chick?!. Now, I didn’t ask in detail if the messaging was simliar in context (I’ll see her tonight), but seemingly, she was freaked out by this chick as well.

Yes. Stalkers are awesome.

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Patti Pierson

Thats horrible. I kinda know how you feel, this lady keeps sending me hate mail about my penises. She keeps saying they are “revolting” and I should be ashamed. Im like WTF lady nobody even asked you!

http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

How can anyone hate your penises?! And why the hell was she there in the first place? Seriously, was she wasting her time trolling for indecent products? She should leave the internet now… lol

Haters obviously have something lacking in his/her own life for spewing the unhappiness towards us. I had a lot of ‘em when I first started the blog. Thankfully, they have seemed to go to Hell just fine without me.

Patti Pierson

This is the first one she sent:

“Just wanted to say, I think this is the most revolting lipstick holder I’ve ever seen. How old are you? This will not make your friends jealous, this is not cool. You can do what you want, but the whole world sees this. It’s childish and sooo unapropriate, unless you are under 25 and don’t know better. I’m sorry, just want to be candid. Maybe you should try to sell them at an erotica store.”

Ummmmm, WTF?!
Theres a lot of things on there that are worse. Like this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36290208&ref=sr_list_9&&ga_search_query=penis+apron&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title

Future Penis Tuesday post???? LOL
http://prettiestgirlinthecubicle.blogspot.com GD

I think every girl needs a stalker once in awhile… as long as they keep the stalking online. Consider it an ego boost– apparently you were able to charm someone into thinking that you would be the appropriate person to go to for child rearing/naming advice. Love it.

As far as the crocheted penises go– I can’t think of anything else I’d rather carry around with me. Except for maybe a real one… and only if it was very clean.
http://www.27dressesincleveland.blogspot.com Always a Bridesmaid

OMG, I wish you would have at least emailed her back to ask her who the hell she was. That is so random. But also so expected on FB.
http://livingwiththeboyfriend.blogspot.com Allison

You have to love the crazies on facebook. I love them. The people who come out the woodwork to stalk you are in a class of their own.
http://www.bridgetcallahan.com Bridget Callahan

I think you should have upped the crazy. Like, told her you’d like to buy her baby for a million dollars. So you can use it for experiments. Demonic experiments. Involving cat urine. When she (hopefully) refused, you could accuse her of being a fascist.

http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

I’ll have to keep you on my speed-email list for my next occurrence. That is an awesome response to crazy.