Does the Orkin man rid you of ex-boyfriends?

Posted by Mel on Jul 17, 2008 in EX-ploitation | 7 comments

I have some ex-boyfriends I would like to go away. Those pesky lil’ buggers.

In the past few weeks, I have made clean breaks from more asshats on the ex-list.

SSD came into Cleveland a few weekends ago. I found out from a 4 a.m. text message asking me “threesome?” After rounds of text messages over the last month, then this night’s trick of never-fulfilled promises, I knew I had to get him out of my head, and more appropriately, out of my life. He was essentially ruining me from moving on to much BETTER things — you know, the guys that actually call to let you know they’re coming to town, not after hours of drunk with the boys and ALREADY IN FUCKING CLEVELAND WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW IN ADVANCE. He left excuse after excuse why he didn’t forewarn his arrival — blaming friends, mostly. Then I received a voice mail with another promise of “me & you” in “two weeks”… like, what? We were finally going to be together or whatever? Once again, the vagueness proves an inability to commit to ANYTHING. Shut the fuck up.

Again, history repeated itself, with a promise to call me the next day after an Indians game to get together. I heard from him alright — another text message telling me he was going to Malloy’s. I brought a shotgun from under my bed, shot the phone to pieces, then said “Fuck off!” to the sky. Or something like that… Essentially, I ignored his drunken plea for a ride and came to my senses. FINALLY. He physically disgusts me right now.

There’s another bug up my ass (of the married variety) that only recently started pulling me back into his friend circle, only to have him text me last weekend that he finally asked his wife for a divorce. This is an ex that BROKE MY HEART a few years ago after dating for a while (I essentially left another man to “get my shit together” to be with this guy). He in turn, meets another woman and marries her, to what felt almost instantly. I was cool with the updates on his daughter’s pictures, but not so much when I started receiving the perversive texts about feeling frisky. This took me all back to when I left a wonderful, wonderful man… essentially for a hot piece of ass, well, piece of shit.

I feel as if I don’t ex-terminate these guys now , then I will have bugs in my ears forever.

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http://tarathefoodie.blogspot.com TaratheFoodie

I think you have the right idea. Ignore all calls and texts from them. Let them fade away. It’s the only way to get rid of guys like that. Then focus on you and the right guy will just show up into your life when you least expect it. If you’re out wearing your “I’m looking for a man” hat every weekend, you’ll never find him. Just hang with your friends, do things you enjoy, and he’ll show up.
Brien

Would be fun to see a competing blog from all your exes on their experiences and perspective< just a thought
http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

My most recent ex suggested it once. But he’s too much of a pussy to stand up to me.
http://livingwiththeboyfriend.blogspot.com Allison M.

And boys think we are the crazy ones. Really?

And, the married guy needs to go. Away. Forever. into divorce court. Bet he comes out with a cool monthly payment of alimony.
http://filterfree.blogspot.com Deanna

Seriously. What the fuck is up with these guys?

If a guy doesn’t show you 110% respect, then delete his number and NEVER, EVER respond to any messages from the d-bag.

You deserve better and you just have to let THEM know. For some reason, they all believe it’s okay to call/text you at all hours of the night, come into town and not let you know and hit on you behind their wives back.

You gotta put your foot down and put the kabosh on that sort of disrespectful behavior.
http://pursuitofyourboyfriend.com Mel

Ha! Deanna, I love that you know EXACTLY who I am talking about.

Bastard.
Christine

Clean house, girl. It is time to take out the trash! Delete, delete, delete them outta your life! These type of guys make me want to puke. I think most of us have dealt with their “kind” before. They all need a good bitch slap and a raging case of an STD (not that they would learn from this…) ECK!