*blue balls not included.
Subject: Bunch of Dicks.
Well, aren’t you a mother fucker. Haha. Funny joke.
Signed,
Me. You know, the one whose breasts you stole since she started to eat better and exercise more.
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And of MY boyfriend. His blue balls started this mess.
