Dear Cruelest Gods in the Universe: | Life, Liberty & Pursuit Of Your Boyfriend

Posted by Mel on August 13th, 2009. Filed under: A Moment in WTF?, This only happens to me!.

Subject: Bunch of Dicks.

Well, aren’t you a mother fucker. Haha. Funny joke.

Signed,
Me. You know, the one whose breasts you stole since she started to eat better and exercise more.

Dear Bitter YUCK!: *evil cat laugh* You will never stop me! Love, Rudy...
Sweet. Like cougars, but with teeth less sharp. Yeah, yeah, hate. I read Dear Abby through Yahoo! Entertainment...

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Allison
August 14th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I would gladly give mine away if some weight would fall from my midsection.

I’m like you - when I start losing weight, that’s one of the first things to disappear.

Sexy Bitch

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
-- Mae West

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Dear Bitter YUCK!: *evil cat laugh* You will never stop me! Love, Rudy...
Sweet. Like cougars, but with teeth less sharp. Yeah, yeah, hate. I read Dear Abby through Yahoo! Entertainment...

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