Thoughts:
1. Dammit for Kevin Kouzmanoff being listed under the “8 Who May Be Great”… as a fucking Padre. Kouz, just remember your lawn crew from the Captains’ days: Kouz Krazies 4-life! You hear me, San Diego? You got nothing on Cleveland fans. Tribe’s got Marte at third. He’s certainly no .332, but at least it’s not Boone.
2. So, David Dellucci. Boy, you better be bringing up those shitty stats this spring. I already hate Philly for several various reasons and you don’t want to attach yourself to that list. I’ll be watching you. It may or may not just be from the backside, but I’ll be watching. Oh yeah, I need a date for my birthday in May. Call me.
4. Power Ranking for the Tribe: 7 — Not my lucky number — that’s eight-hundred-and-eight and there’s no place for a kick-ass baseball team in that sort of nominal scale. SI says we have a chance in the AL Central so long as Peralta doesn’t go and lose an eye on us. Oh, and the NL Central: Reds? BWAHAHAHAHAH! Fuck off. Well, except for that 20-year-old cat that’s throwing 97 mph. Shit. Seriously.
5. Hottest man in baseball is now in Oakland. Discuss.
PS: New D-Backs uniforms? Soooo much better.
