Last night, I had to do a quick run through Giant Eagle. Women behind me in line came up with a LOT of tonic water and a case of beer and a bottle of booze. I let her place her things on the belt in front of me (she was struggling), then she remarked about “Catholic holidays.”
With all that guilt from family, church and your waistline, well, drinking seems as good as any reason to enjoy the holidays.
I’m on a hiatus while I travel throughout Ohio and Michigan and Arizona. I will attempt to annoy HG for fourteen days straight.
Hopefully, I’m just as lovable when I return.
Merry Christmas! I’ll sing “Gloria” for you in church.
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December 26th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Hope you have the most wonderful time
xo*
December 26th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
I’m glad it’s over. Don’t get me wrong…it was a blast and I did have some awesome sex that night…but I’m glad it’s over.
And can you be dear and link me again?
December 29th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Happy traveling!
December 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Being Catholic makes it legally ok to be drunk all the time. It’s a fact. If you get pulled over and the officer is like, “Sir - have you been drinking” you can just respond, “It’s ok - I’m a Catholic”. Boy will the officer feel silly.