Mel

Word to Your Mouth-er

A friend, and by “friend” I mean my sister that doesn’t want this horribly embarrassing post written, went out with Date Hal (who’s nickname you’ll understand later), that had gross, puke-inducing, halitosis. She shrugged off the foul-mouthed suitor on date No. 1 hoping it was just a fluke of drinking too much coffee/soda at his workplace. Again, Date 2, she grew...

Mel

Highway to the Danger Zone!

If I never hear that song again, it would still be too soon. Camping trip ’06 with a side of white water rafting with 88 of my closest friends. Freaking amazing! Immediately upon arrival and before the bags were out of the car, the beers were cracked. Traded some beers with our tent-neighbors to the right in exchange of them assembling our tent while we sat in our camping chairs and drank....

Mel

Seriously. Who’s playing this on the jukebox?

This weekend was a Taurus-I’m-a-Loner Weekend. I didn’t think I would make it through Saturday seeing as to how wasted my Home Opener was. I met some friends out at Around the Corner for a couple brews and wings for game time. They left me early and I stayed behind to make friends with all the lady bartenders of the afternoon. I figured at some point one of the obnoxious guys at the table...

Mel

Sweets to the sweet: Farewell!

I had almost forgotten to remark on my memorable Sweetest Day with my best girlfriends. Unfortunately (I suppose, for the men) we were single with each other for the evening. My wonderful friend KT surprised us all with a box of chocolates from Sweet Designs in Lakewood. Seriously, the best f-in chocolate I can ever imagine! The champagne truffle was the stuff dreams and PMS were made for! Long-live local...

Mel

Download-able

In case you missed the Cleve Mag article, check out my spread: Cleveland Magazine February 2005 {pdf}

Mel

Some advice I’ve given:

Top Five Mistakes Cleveland Guys Make When Trying to Meet Women via Cleveland Magazine online As a public service to my fellow men, I asked Mel and her friends what guys they meet do wrong. I’ll skip the blindingly obvious (don’t talk about sex right away, don’t start a conversation with You’re hot” or Nice ass”). Here’s my report from the field. 1. Don’t...

Mel

Read any good magazines lately?

Interesting, this little (okay, not so little) publication called Cleveland Magazine that my inbox is full of people saying “hello” that I haven’t seen/heard/talked to in years! Hopefully their website updates in a few days, so you can read the article and “other things” I had to say. In the meantime, Clevelanders, pick up an issue at your local bookstore, and read all about...

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Pursuit of your beer money

Tony M from The Blast Furnace made an interesting discovery of my site while entering in his Google seach term of choice: *”Life Liberty Pursuit of” Beer Money Cleveland* Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of Your Boyfriend – Blog from a recently (and apparently somewhat reluctantly) displaced Clevelander. Extensive archive, lots of eye candy. Proof that not all Cleveland women have mustaches and...