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{penis tuesday} dick & marbles = love

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I freaking love this bitch:

{NSFW: but likely, my site is probably blocked, so you can’t see this anyway… but maybe you’re on vacation?!}

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{penis tuesday} just another tuesday…

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{penis tuesday} just another tuesday…

It was just your everyday Tuesday: wake up late, chug the coffee, run to your trainer appointment (still sore from last night’s two-hour practice). Then, you scan and snicker at the headlines for your favorite Tuesday Topic… And the story “WOMEN ARRESTED FOR FATAL DICK INJECTION” jumps out at you.

I repeat: N.J. man dies from penis enhancing injection

JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY of body insecurities and the criminals who exploit them. Here, I thought the woman who injected FIX-A-FLAT into butts was batshit. And this time, I am not attempting a clever euphemism.

PSA: Men, stop trying to plump up your dick!

Photo credit: xMYTiMe viz flickr

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{penis tuesday} Go Cocks!

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{penis tuesday} Go Cocks!

A gift for me upon my arrival to Charleston… err, well, the night before I left actually. I love my friends.

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{penis tuesday} impotencia!

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{penis tuesday} impotencia!

I’m not too proud to mention that this clove cigarette pack was calling out to me from a trash can in the ladies room at Kelly’s Bar & Lounge last weekend. No, I’m not that desperate for a smoke — I just can’t help myself, when I’m drunk and see penis, I have to reach out and grab it. Heh.

*thumbs down*

There’s no mixing warnings here at all. One, it’s probably not a good idea to stick your hands into garbage cans at bars. Tsk. It was SO HILARIOUS at the time.

And in reference to sexual health: yes, even smoking cloves can make you impotent. So, stop that shit already. Be good to your penis (and by extension, your lady with the weird, long fingernails).

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