Do you have a Healthy Penis? The San Francisco Department of Health would like to know. And, well, it would be nice to share it with the rest of the class. At first glance, I thought it was a generic site about STDs and testing, but it is focused mostly on Syphilis. OK. Enough info. [...]
By now, most of you have likely heard of Chatroulette (I found out through some fantastic screenshots by ways of Failblog). Basically, it’s a chat room, but when you “play” the program shuffles between current users, hence, never knowing who (or what) will show up on the other half of the video chat. If you [...]
The boy and I are huge fans of the show Three Sheets. He has also told me about a music festival in Iceland that WE MUST GO TO (my Web search came up with nothing; he’ll have to tell me again). But what in the world does all this have to do with Penis Tuesday, [...]
Today I unveil the “5 Hole Latex Backless Brief.” (Ahem, obvs NSFW, but what ever is around here).
Ponder that for a moment. I’ll wait…
I counted four holes. As its description denotes, “leaves nothing to the imagination.” I like my imagination, thank you very much, but PLEASE tell me where is the fifth one?!
Beware: this item [...]
It’s chilly, Cleveland. Let’s THINK SPRING! The Japanese Fertility Festival, called Kanamara Matsuri, happens every year in the Spring. I’ve mentioned this before on Penis Tuesday, but check out this too-awesome-for-words video below:
Penises EVERYWHERE! Need. More. Balls. Or toasted marshmallows. Mmmm, hot chocolate. It’s chilly in here…
Answer me this:
Sucker for great photography? I am.
Especially with hot male models? Hell, yes.
Drool over sexy fashion trends for men? I do.
Enjoy penis? Duh.
Erect penis? More, please.
Work Hard, Play Hard is for me you.
Oh, while this particular link is generally “ok” for viewing pleasure, majority of the site (and pictures in sidebars) are NSFW.
FAIL Blog, the epic wiener of accidental penis gave me this last week:
Upon further research, IT REALLY DOES EXIST! The book, rather, not-so-much on a man whose penis is SO HUGE it renders itself too useful for society.
Canadian reader “Tiger Lily” submitted this penile gem: Holiday Splash!
Sometimes, there are no words. Only pictures. And in the case of this picture, get out your red pens for another installment of “Find the Penis!”
I mean, I knew that Canadians were more liberal… but in the newspaper!?
Today’s guest post submission for Penis Tuesday comes from… Mr. Kevin Coughlin. YES, THAT Kevin Coughlin — Cleveland’s Hottest Politician, once selected by the class at now-defunct Political Science 216 (darn, I miss that site!).
I further omg-omg-omg’d when I read his reply to my request for guest bloggers on Twitter: “Oh absolutely. But only [...]
While the post office and UPS dictate it is far too late for potential online presents to invade your body cavities for the naughty holiday known as Christmas, if you order today, you and partner can spread some… ahem, “joy” next Tuesday. You know, the only truly important day of the week.
Behind getting laid [...]
With 7 contestants, chances were good for winning one of these bad boy parts. Thanks to everyone who entered (and to those many, many more who read, but were too embarrassed to comment and win).
Now, using Random.org, this FREAKED ME OUT. Why? Because the random numbers were 2, 1, 6 — Cleveland’s own area [...]
Today’s Penis Tuesday is extra creamy. We have ourselves a fabulous Holiday Penis Tuesday Giveaway!
Princess Patti contacted me about her fun handmade items being sold on etsy (remember, the awesome handmade website I mentioned in my Gift Guide?), and I have been cracking up endlessly as result. I swear she and I were cut [...]
Still feeling stuffed? Well, it’s high time you pull that fist out and join the rest of the party.
How about some refried beans and… penis for your entertaining pleasure?
And of course, there’s beer. Even better is the double entendre of the caption behind the caption: “Men say their partners have positive influence on their [...]
If your head is still stuffed up a turkey carcass, you may have missed that SEMI-nude photos of Grady Sizemore have made way to the Internets by means of cell phone pics “allegedly” emailed to his Playboy gal pal. An email account which was hacked “allegedly” by some stalker. Or a Canadian gossip Web [...]
After taking a giant heapin’ helping of stuffing and mashed potatoes, why not meet me here:
Well, what did you think that Granny did with all the turkey’s extra gizzards and such?
Last year, we gave thanks to Cooking With Penis because giving thanks this time of year is equally as important as getting revenge with your cooking. We’re not talking about cooking a bad turkey.
Keeping with that spirit, let us give thanks to our loved ones during this most giving of holidays… with the Turkey [...]
And speaking of cougars…
from failblog, obvs.
I love when Readers see Penis in all its intended glory… and think of me.
From @chefswidow (via Twitter) @lifeliberty thinking you might be able to use this on a Tuesday http://bit.ly/4tWQup
And then, in response, from Suzanne of Life on Mars, I get this message on Facebook:
I saw the one {chefswidow} sent you which was AWESOME. But there [...]
A fun bonus Halloween addition of scary penis phobias is below:
Medomalacuphobia: the fear of losing an erection
Ithyphallophobia: the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.
Oneirogmophobia: the fear of wet dreams
Fear not, my sweet! I have zero fear of the above.
Could you imagine being afraid of erect penises?! There has GOT to be [...]
Last year, I gave you Pervs a look into the hottest Penis-inspired Halloween costumes.
This year, instead of looking like a penis, why not just enhance your penis? Well, not enhance with, like, one of those contraptions, but a costume accentuating the parts you already got. Get it? Laughable? I thought so.
Happy (Penis) Halloween! [...]
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