Excavations can be fun! Err… don’t Google that anywhere near the words “sex,” “penis,” or “flashlight.” Trust me.
Em & Lo gave me this historical piece of penis today: Ancient Dildo Dug Up
Huh. Imagine that. There was a purpose for small penises… in the years before Christ. Live Science discovers more ancient phallic relics.
Scientists discover that bats have oral sex.
While that headline in itself should be intriguing, the fact that bats have oral sex DURING PENETRATION just blew my fucking mind.
Must. Continue. Yoga.
Apparently this is done to prevent the spread of STDs. Of bats. That’s what you get for being polygamous.
Regardless of your protection of [...]
No, not me, silly hard-ons, King Tut. As in, King Tut’s penis. It is missing.
Have you seen it?
I mean, I don’t know about you, but that’s the first thing I want to do when an old crush dies — I want to see his penis. Partly because he never let me see it; more so [...]
All the thanks to today’s Penis Tuesday goes to my mother. Yes, my mother. Many cheers to the woman who made this perverted mind all possible — and prompted by a Facebook comment, nonetheless. Our regular family summer road trips were to Conneaut Lake Park (in Pennsylvania, our favorite amusement spot as kids). We were [...]
I wake up to Cleveland’s largest penis every morning. {SFW, I promise}
I’m a lucky girl.
Side note: For the life of me, I cannot figure out why Wordpress is uploading my pictures in landscape. I’ve even tried renaming, resizing, saving with different extension, saving sideways — only to have it upload again, well, sideways. HALP!
Jezebel: Putting Cock in the Cocktail
*snicker*
Yes, yes, I missed last week’s requisite hand job, but in the wealthy words of said penis, “You can just suck it!”
I have been in-and-out (heh TWSS) of Pittsburgh a few times in the last three months, on an endless search for its local Penis Tuesday. You know, that whole PT World Tour thing. I [...]
Horny Rabbits: The Science Experiment.
They couldn’t pick another animal. Geesh, they’re already doing it like… well, you know.
I can think of a few ways to bait my man with food (you know, that whole path to a man’s heart is through the stomach kind of way). Chocolate syrup and whipped cream is too messy — I’m more of a honey and vinegar fan, rather than maple syrup and… bacon. WAIT JUST ONE [...]
There’s a lot of dickheads at this paper:
Courtesy of FailBlog, of course.
May is National Masturbation Month, so I’ve compiled a few online headquarters for all your handy needs:
The comprehensive guide for all you Purple People Eaters.
The World Wide Wank: Random Masturbation Synonym Generator. I just did ”a loner with the stump.” Sure. If I had a stump, I suppose.
Wiki’s got something on that too.
If your humor goes more [...]
And for today’s Tuesday trick, I bring you Pornogami.
Gives a whole new perverted denotation to “Insert Tab A into Slot B.”
Anyone remember when that cheesy guy made a bar napkin into a flower… in 2003 (ack)? Imagine the disdain that follows upon folding a paper penis to scale.
Uh, yeah, guys? Don’t do that.
Regardless, there is also [...]
File this under… OUCH! for the men.
And under “Slow Down The Revenge Tactics” for the ladies. (Or you know, “Fuck Him!”)…
Jealous wife says penis belongs to her
Sydney - An Australian woman set her husband’s genitals alight because she suspected he was having an affair, a court in Adelaide was told on Monday.
Rajini Narayan, 44, [...]
From the BBC News headlines: Man used penis to assault female police officer.
Ahem. Moving on.
I would think the States would treat this matter wholly different. Regardless of how hilarious in campus hazings, even teabagging is a form of sexual assault. April is National Sexual Assault Awareness Month – a nationwide effort to raise public awareness of sexual [...]
Why yes, I do call mine “Mardi Gras.”
An interesting, albeit unscientific 2004 study proves that the biggest dicks in the country are in New Orleans, based on online condom sales from TheyFit.
Penises. Dicks. Tomayto. Tomahto.
The Top 20 Cities Ordered by Penis Size (Sorry about your privates, Cleveland):
New Orleans
Washington DC
San Diego
New York City
Phoenix
Portland
Atlanta
San Francisco
Chicago
St. Louis
Seattle
Miami
Indianapolis
Columbus
Boston
Denver
Los Angeles
Detroit
Philadelphia
Dallas/Ft. [...]
From my friends over at Sucks to Be You Blog — the invasion of the penis sculptors.
What is wrong with this picture?
Yes! The Asians are NEVER that big.
Ahem.
Thanks, failblog.
Do you have a Healthy Penis? The San Francisco Department of Health would like to know. And, well, it would be nice to share it with the rest of the class. At first glance, I thought it was a generic site about STDs and testing, but it is focused mostly on Syphilis. OK. Enough info. [...]
By now, most of you have likely heard of Chatroulette (I found out through some fantastic screenshots by ways of Failblog). Basically, it’s a chat room, but when you “play” the program shuffles between current users, hence, never knowing who (or what) will show up on the other half of the video chat. If you [...]
The boy and I are huge fans of the show Three Sheets. He has also told me about a music festival in Iceland that WE MUST GO TO (my Web search came up with nothing; he’ll have to tell me again). But what in the world does all this have to do with Penis Tuesday, [...]
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