Best Google Search EVER: my bf’s penis is awesome
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I put my weather on shuffle. Check out my Songs to Blame For the Rain over at Addicted to Vinyl. Duel post Day — ZOMG!
Frequently, I see the Google Search “things to do with your bf on a rainy day” come up in my stats. It’s as if the rain comes and all of [...]
how to fuck up an ex’s relationshipStalking, honey, all the way. Phone, internet, drive-by, drugging him then fucking him while he’s asleep and leaving the condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You know, the usual.
i think i’m breaking up with my boyfriendYou think? You think? Jesus, you are or you aren’t. If you’re not [...]
THE COLD WEATHER EDITION
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Does he do gay weather? In my best Wayne Campbell voice: I did not know that.
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Or do boyfriends suck? Awww, not mine, fuckers.
THINGS TO DO ON A COLD DAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
Ugh with the ALL CAPS again! I’m going for a wine, take-out and game night with [...]
Another day, another hour of developing superior bitch skills because I apparently have nothing better to do. But I would really love to hit something right now. And my laptop is about to get chucked across the counter at Caribou if this fucking wifi doesn’t stop loading up for me!
Oooh, leaving work early. Soooo, here’s [...]
Yes, folks, it’s that time again. I’ve left you in suspense for far too long. Here’s this week’s best searches:
1. Break up with boyfriend, get drunk
Take ten of these and call me at 2 a.m.
2. Do crazy things with your boyfriend
Naked chinese fire drills? Skinny dipping in ponds in the neighborhood? Making S’mores, then smearing [...]
Pretty stupid shit is happening in relationships around the globe, so sayeth Google:
1. don’t let the pig ruin your life
Yeah! And don’t let the cows or horses either!
2. how to make your boyfriend shut up
I like a good bitch slap every now and then. (Remember, backhand… it’s ALL in the backhand).
3. how to get your [...]
1. Kick him in the balls
Are you looking for my permission?
2. When your ex starts dating
You should too!
3. Toast fuck
Sorry, I’m more into bagels…
4. Imaginary boyfriends
Just imagine that imaginary orgasm you’ll be having every night YOWSA! Puh-leez! What’s the matter with people? It’s so easy to find a man these days, why do you have [...]
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