“Bruising For a Good Time - Bout 3″ begins at 6pm THIS SATURDAY with the Burning River Roller Girls. It’s Law & Order Night, so LADIES: ahem, men in uniform *wink, wink* will be in abundance, as well as our awesome Cleveland derby women kicking some ass. Rolling Pin-Ups take on the Hellbombers and Hard [...]
I’m a lover of all positions — especially when the one with the white pants shuffles around in the midst of play.
Today, we give some glove love to a couple of our Boys of Summer. Because regardless of relationship status in the real world, we’re all single-and-ready-to-do-an-Indians player on this blog.
David Huff , the delicious [...]
Saturday was a super-awesome experience! I got to throw a first pitch at Classic Park for the Lake County Captains. We had great seats in between home plate and the home team dugout, just a few rows from the front. The stadium was (sadly) not full, and it was a GORGEOUS spring afternoon to sit [...]
If your head is still stuffed up a turkey carcass, you may have missed that SEMI-nude photos of Grady Sizemore have made way to the Internets by means of cell phone pics “allegedly” emailed to his Playboy gal pal. An email account which was hacked “allegedly” by some stalker. Or a Canadian gossip Web [...]
Hello, Monsters Hockey webmaster?! Why is it I cannot get a team picture when I pull up “team” to the website. Or individual player pages? You *do* want me to promote a team whose season starts.. um, TOMORROW, right?
I’ve been pucked, ladies. Stay tuned for your live ice sculptures for the season.
ACK!! Live Chat box [...]
By now we’ve all heard of my ominous, intuitive suggestion on the Browns ridding itself of freaking Edwards.
We can all take a big breath while we wait for Mangina to serve some more smack down.
Where was I drunk fuckers… this post goes beyond the Walk of Shames, the “Imma-so-gonna-smack-you” and Passing Out in Handicapped Stalls on Your Birthday kind of [...]
Best Google search term EVER: how to deal with your boyfriend drunk at a browns game
Heh. Seems that is how most of us get through the Browns’ games, right?
RIGHT, Braylon? Stupid dick. Can we trade him already?
That is all, team.
Goooooddddd bless Americaaaaaa! Oh, I’m not here to sing for these people?
What do you do here?
Now is NOT the time for your big hug, dude!
Apparently, I “receive” now…
Maybe you should receive a little bit of Jesus too.
*sigh* Browns. That is all.
Proof that we Clevelanders are truly a bunch of drunks. This release has no direct link to a study on the propensity of the population of douchebags, but I digress.
Speaking of drunks, Browns season is almost here. The Browns season of which I will be living downtown. Me thinks this will be a season [...]
I love those special Cleveland (week)nights where the statement “just one more” becomes a “last call” at a strip club.
Near the end of my Wednesday, I was given a four pack of tickets to the Indians game — conveniently located in the first row RIGHT in front of the Batter’s Eye bar. Awesomeness ensued… [...]
We gots a new rookie on our hands:
On second thought, please let me take him off your hands for a moment. I don’t normally like ‘em so young… oh, it’s totally the athlete thing.
“See, you get Blogger Mel’s attention by turning your ass to the camera… like so.”
“But every now and again, you need to [...]
I did not sleep too well last night, and I am tired. At some point around 2 a.m. I crashed on my couch. This morning, I woke up with a pinched nerve in my shoulder, a kinked neck and a tingly-numb arm. FUCK! I’m trying to get in to a half-hour massage upstairs in my [...]
The world is such an awesome place when you have work clients that share their great baseball seats and never-ending bar tabs.
Not so awesome is waking up on a Friday morning… and feeling like ass.
The hedgehogs over at one of Cleveland’s major banks shared their fourth-row-behind-the-visitor-dugout Indians tickets to entice us to add another new [...]
I love me some Trevor Crowe:"When I break da bats, I come for kisses."
Ew. I think I am going to throw up.
I am probably one of maybe eight people in Northeast Ohio that has not worked for this company. On another strange connection though, in my early 20s I had a career as a dental assistant (none to glamourous), and cleaned Peter Lewis’ teeth. Nice. And now again, [...]
So, now we’re crazy?
Most certainly you’ve already heard about the Indians game last night. I’m celebrating with a giant Slyman’s sandwich (slider style, of course) today. Carry on… (Ahem, Garko butt). By the way, LeBron cheering for the Yankees is better than a bandwagon or fair-weather fan any day, in my book.
Reading: “The Corpse in the Cellar” by [...]
Was it just me or were the cameras of STO exceptionally long-winded with my suited-up (and playing!) David Dellucci yesterday in Seattle?
And why did it take me four times to properly correct the misspelling of “Seattle”?
And how odd to receive a phone call from Philly while watching the Braves have their bats shoved up [...]
Hello, Cleveland fans! Holy hell, what a sports double-header the last two days have been! You probably wouldn’t believe me, but I enjoyed a wide variety of my DVD collection while staying indoors Friday and Saturday night. Sunday, I had intended the same to clinch my weekend, but upon watching the Muni Lot updates with [...]
Did you SEE my Italian Hotness hit the winning run in the last inning of the Tribe game? I cannot believe what an AWESOME Indians rally that was — and a SOLD OUT (finally!!) stadium to boot. Oh yeah, and basketball, right?
I woke up early to get some “me time” in at Edgewater Park, seeing [...]
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